Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers.
After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes.
The engaged woman: “The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my life. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.”
The mistress: “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild s*x all night.”
The married woman: “I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, ‘What’s for dinner, Batman?’
January 6th, 2009 in
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Here’s wishing You and your Family Members and Friends,
A Very Happy And Prosperous New Year ahead!
May the coming year bring you all the joys and happiness that you desire!!!
January 1st, 2009 in
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Well we all know changes are natural and part of life.. and just going by the nature.. changes in my life are bound to happen….
The latest change in my life.. is that i have moved to delhi …. yes i have resigned from my job and have moved to delhi… and this i have done .. for myself.. for my family and for my life…
Hope this change in my life will be good so will be the new year 
November 1st, 2008 in
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Wishing all my friends a very very happy diwali…
May god bless you all and gives everyone bundles of joy and prosperity.
Happy Diwali
October 28th, 2008 in
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Well so atlast i have finished reading The 3 mistakes of my life….
Well I am not much into reading novels so I think I am not the correct person to comment on how the novel is.. for me .. it is ok types.. not that interesting though …. it was more or less of like a hindi movie where in end everything ends well…. the hero is safe and sound… has finally got his girlfriend with him.. and obviously his best friend is also with him
the end was not at all great 
but the novel over all was interesting…
after reading the novel.. I thought for a while for the 3 biggest mistakes of my life…. i think I have short listed them from the huge number of mistakes that I have done in my life.. will update on that laterzz
Till then take care and cheers
This post is dedicated to all my friends and enemies who are waiting for the approval of their diwali leave
Enjoy and take care
I fired my house maid yesteday .. and she said in reply “How can you do this to me. We have a union and i will report the matter to them”. She said i need to give her
1. One month notice period
2. Diwali baksheesh of one month salary(which is Rs 600/-)
mann these guys are just too much … though i m not worried about anything.. but still this is too much.. totally insane….
Zero Line Pilgrimage
An unlikely site for paying homage to a gurdwara in Pakistan turns symbol of cross-border bonhomie
Near Dera Baba Nanak town in Punjab’s Gurdaspur district, civilians invariably outnumber BSF personnel for most of the day. With clasped hands, they reverentially focus their gaze, across four-and-a-half km, on a distant building rising above the horizon beyond a wire fence and yellow flags marking the border. This is he closest they can get to the historic Gurdwara Kartarpur Sahib, in Narowal district, without having to enter Pakistan.
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October 17th, 2008 in
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All in all Ezeego1 really sucks..
- To cancel a booking, you need to first call up the airlines, get your tickets cancelled there and then call up or write the cacellation remarks….
mann this is too much …..
2. the second shock came to me when i wanted to cancel my jet airways tickets.. the jet guys told me that only the taxes will be refunded .. the reason the ticket was a non-refundable ticket… and when i contacted ezeego1 and asked them they just have the same thing to say .. on being asked that why this is not mentioned at your site.. the answer is pretty simple…. the airlines FAQ’s are only available on the airlines website.. man are these guys nuts or what…..
but one thing is for sure… no booking to be made from ezeego1 website
Just started reading chetan bhagat’s new novel…
The 3 mistakes of my life…
Hope to finish this one in a couple of days.. i think by this weekend… will write in my reviews.. alhough the reviews which i have read .. the novel seems to be good .. same like one night @ call center
catch u laterzzz
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